wonderfulmustacios:

i don’t text my brother very often

wonderfulmustacios:

i don’t text my brother very often

luxtempestas:


LOKAI

luxtempestas:

LOKAI

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

zubat:

cokeflow:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

the wife was 9 months pregnant and had to be induced into labor

Yeah, this isn’t funny

zubat:

cokeflow:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

the wife was 9 months pregnant and had to be induced into labor

Yeah, this isn’t funny

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

hittower:

hittower:

Boyfriend fights

 #and then they makeout

and then, they fricked

ask-shenaniganstuck:

Taking a short break from the JuJu to introduce our new Meenah. I’m sure after trickster town she’ll be around. 

londonsan:

Here is a fat babe to encourage you on your journey to self love.

londonsan:

Here is a fat babe to encourage you on your journey to self love.